Eco-club Leader Gifts

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"Not to mention the park view."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Pandora's boxes

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Go on - they're organic!'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

No tree hugging.

"Woo-hoo!"

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard