Eco-club Leader Gifts

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

The Environmentalist

Natural Disasters

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

Pandora's boxes

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

No tree hugging.

"Woo-hoo!"

Biodegradable helium balloons.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard