Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.
Eco Clubber Gifts
Looking for a gift for your eco-friendly friend or yourself? Our eco clubber collection features clever, eco-inspired designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints, blending fun and sustainability effortlessly. Show off your green pride with items that make a statement and promote awareness. Whether it’s for a birthday, a gift exchange, or just because, these products celebrate a shared love for the planet while adding a humorous touch to everyday life.
'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'
Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.
"I love you too, big guy."
Politically Correct Snowperson
God's Subcontractors
"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood
The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.
Sale! Weed Whackers
"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.
Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms
"I think we have run out of time..."
"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."
'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'
Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....
Climate Change
Brew 'N' Brouhaha
"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"
Fish want out of polluted river.
Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder
"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."
Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.
Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.
"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."
'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'
"I can’t remember the last time he hugged me!"
Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."
'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'
Plant Parenthood...
"I solve mathematical problems, program electronic music, analyze environmental issues...but being a renaissance man isn't what it used to be."
The Walk of Shame
'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'
Ecological balance.
Eco Clubber Gifts Collection
Eco Clubber Mugs
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Eco Clubber Pillows
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Eco Clubber Prints
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Eco Clubber T-Shirts
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