Environmental Clubs Gifts

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Did you let the global warming skeptics into eco club? Yeah. It went fine. We agreed to work on today's environmental problems. We don't have to wait 50 years to clean up toxic waste dumps! Amen.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

New Year 2020

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Climate Crisis and the Banks

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

COP26

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

Hey, Twig! Ryan Beardsley wants your cell phone number! The divine wonder of West Fester High? Finally! My life changes for the better. He needs activities for his college apps and wants to come to our shortest eco-club cleanup. Change you can believe in. West Fester High School.

New Eco Towns - 'The architects thought we said 'ego'.'

Prison Ships

"Towards a sustainable future"

Nursery - Products That Help Things Grow... Products That Kill Things.

"I'm from the Environmental Protection Agency. You're doing great."

Another possibility to why manatees are endangered.

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

The eco club demands that the school stop buying bottled water! Ok. Principal. Ok? You're right. The school needs to be green. Wow! The administration is so ecologically advanced! We try! Clever move, axing bottled water to balance our budget last month. We're saving green.

"I enjoy dressing up as a tunneller."

Fisherman with tiny catch

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

Recycling

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"The bad news is climate change is for real. The good news is it will make the liberal left extinct by 2050."

''The knitting circle are playing their part in our heating effficiency programme.'

How many environmental catastrophes does it take?

Windfarm lobbyists will be turned into marshmallow.

Fight black lung disease.

I want to buy green. I've got a checklist. Ok. Are they grown without pesticides? Yes. Trees. From local farms? Yes. And raised free-range? I believe that's your Christmas dinner.

"This tastes almost as good as bottled water."