Vegetarian Champions Pillows

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

Prize vegetables.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

Heart Disease Menu

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"I love fruit."

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

The Last Dinner

"What've you got that's good for vegans?"

Where we get veggie burgers

I'm a vegan triathlete