Vegetarian Champions Prints

"You're just in time. We're having vegetarian chili tonight."

Prize vegetables.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Heart Disease Menu

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'No - we really don't cater for vegans, even our salad dressing is made from sperm oil!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

The Rabbit Meeting.

"I told the cook I would prefer that she use some kind of artificial blackbird substitute."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

'... Got anything besides apples?'

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

"Apparently, giving up wearing fur wasn't enough!"

"I am still vegan, I am just having a cheat day."

"You said we were going to break bread, Mom. These are vegetables."

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"I love fruit."

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

The Last Dinner

'Hey, a fly! This is supposed to be vegetarian soup.'

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

Planet earth was again safe, Lenny a true hero and his brussel sprouts, for one, not wasted!!'

Hell's Allotment Holders.

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."