Veggie Champion Prints

Mom's Diner/Mom's Desserts

Prize vegetables.

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'great win, kids! Let's celebrate... My treat!!'

'I never thought my dirt would turn on me like this.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

“Children hate me.”

"I am listening to my body. My body says yuk!"

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

The vegan hunter

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

The great zucchinis

"All we are saying. . . is give peas a chance!"

'Celebrity chef' 'Celery chef'

Veggie Princess

'Don't worry - it's made entirely from soya-based meat substitute.'

"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"

"It's a pity I'm a vegetarian..."

"If mashed potatoes are a comfort food, does that make broccoli an uncomfortable food?"

'And deliver us from evil, this spinach casserole for starters.'

"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

"Broccoli? It's not fair that I have to eat something I can't even spell."

"Well, there goes the neighborhood."

'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'

'I've given up my vegetarian diet - it's just too darn hard to find a vegetarian.'

"Dad - there's some people at the door from 'The Sprout Defence League...?'"

Vegetarian Nightmare

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'