Caffeine Cowboys Gifts

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"I told you, I can’t scratch your belly right now."

"I'm just gonna reach in my back pocket real slow-like and turn off my ringer."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Sorry, Zak, since paintball aint bin invented yet, looks like you bin shot!"

'This is as close to a round up I'll ever get.'

'Sorry, but we can't serve you the grande size anymore without a prescription.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

The Drone Ranger

All the other land having been claimed and fenced already, Jedidiah bought his own range from the big box store.

The Lone Ranger receives a disconcerting smoke signal from Tonto....

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

Good morning and welcome to National Public Radio, you bloated capitalist swine!

Cooking Cowboy

Bart is quite at home on the range.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

'Read my lips cowboy, I said bugger off!!'

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.