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Caffeine Zealot Gifts
Looking for a gift that celebrates their love of coffee and energy? Our caffeine zealot collection features humorous and charming items perfect for anyone who can't start their day without a brew. From mugs to prints, these gifts are crafted to bring a smile and a jolt of joy to caffeine lovers everywhere.
"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"
Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con
"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."
'These are job perks.'
"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"
'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'
You've Had Enough!
Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.
"AHHHH, MORNING!"
"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
Allegro con molto espresso
"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."
"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"
"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"
Evolution of a coffee drinker.
'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'
Decapitated coffee.
'You've had enough!'
"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."
"How about a little more coffee?"
"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"
The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.
9-5, 5-9
Summa cum latte.
'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'
'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee
'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'
'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'
"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."
"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."
"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"
'Insomniacs anonymous.'
Caffeine Zealot Gifts Collection
Caffeine Zealot Mugs
Explore our collection of caffeine zealot mugs—funny, bold, and perfect for coffee lovers who take their brew seriously.
Caffeine Zealot Pillows
Discover our caffeine-themed pillows—fun and comfortable accents for any coffee enthusiast's space.
Caffeine Zealot Prints
Browse our coffee-inspired prints—bring energy and humor into their home or workspace.
Caffeine Zealot T-Shirts
Check out our witty caffeine zealot t-shirts—ideal for anyone who wears their love of coffee with pride.