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"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

'These are job perks.'

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Allegro con molto espresso

You've Had Enough!

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"I'm trying to lure in Generation X-ers. They're the new sandwich generation. They're sandwiched between caring for their kids and caring for their parents. So they drink lots and lots of coffee."

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

Evolution of a coffee drinker.

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'You've had enough!'

Decapitated coffee.

"Gimme a triple shot. I can't face another hour of 'Fetch boy!' without some caffeinated fortitude."

"Call him Koffee- he keeps us awake!"

"How about a little more coffee?"

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

9-5, 5-9

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Coffee

'Be a sweetie and get me a cup of coffee!'

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"Miss Antonacci, please have a regular coffee and a cheese Danish remanded to my chambers."

"No caffè latte? And you call yourselves a bookstore?"

'Insomniacs anonymous.'

Drinks for the post-caffeinated economy