Moisture Cowboy Gifts

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Deliboys

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Let's scoot."

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Domestic Pardners

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"FISH ON"

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

'According to your resume you're an experienced ranch hand...I knew I should have checked your references!'

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Bart is quite at home on the range.

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'