Moisture Cowboy Gifts

"We're headin' into town. 'Course I'm gonna moisturize."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

Artists of the wild west.

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

Deliboys

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"Dangnabit, Wilson! Where's that big campfire I asked for?"

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'

"Let's scoot."

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

Domestic Pardners

Wild West Text Showdown

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"FISH ON"

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"I can always tell a permanent temp from a temporary temp."

Elevator/Open Range

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

'I guess I never should have quit the rodeo'

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

"Clippety clop, … clippety clop. …. clippety clop. … clippety clop..."

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Bart is quite at home on the range.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."