Cowboy Chef Gifts

Cooking Cowboy

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Runaway Horse

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

High Riders of the Old West

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

Crossing the Nachos Grande

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."