Cowboy Cook Gifts

"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"They're comfortable."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

High Riders of the Old West

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Crossing the Nachos Grande

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"