"Sufferin' sagebrush, Cookie! You call this pasta 'Al Dente?!"
Cowboy Cook Gifts
Searching for a gift for a cowboy cook? Find fun and witty products that celebrate their love for grilling, ranch life, and hearty cooking. Add some western charm to their kitchen or outdoor space with unique gifts they’ll enjoy.
"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."
'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'
'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'
'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'
New Guy.
"They're comfortable."
"Smile when you say that, pardner."
'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'
Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.
Butterfly herders of the wild west.
"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."
"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"
L'il Buckaroo on Board.
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."
'This is rodeo history! No one's ever stayed on the Dancing Bronco this long!'
'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'
High Riders of the Old West
"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."
Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.
The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.
Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!
"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."
'I still want to be a cowboy.'
"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"
"They haven't mated yet, but I think we're getting close."
'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'
The Comfiest Hombre in the West
"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."
Crossing the Nachos Grande
"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"
"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."
Cowboy Cook Gifts Collection
Cowboy Cook Mugs
Explore our full range of cowboy cook mugs and find the perfect funny or heartfelt gift for the culinary cowboy in your life.
Cowboy Cook Pillows
Browse our collection of cowboy cook pillows for rustic, cozy decor that celebrates their love of ranch life and outdoor cooking.
Cowboy Cook Prints
Check out our cowboy cook prints to add a touch of Western humor and charm to any room or outdoor space with vibrant, fun artwork.
Cowboy Cook T-Shirts
Discover more cowboy cook t-shirts that combine humor and Western style—great for outdoor cooking, casual wear, or as a fun gift.