Cowboy Crafters Gifts

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Artists of the wild west.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Sheriff.

Wild West Text Showdown

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."