Cowboy Crafters T-Shirts

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Artists of the wild west.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

The Not So Wild West

Domestic Pardners

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Wild West Text Showdown

Sheriff.

"This horse comes with all the hardware necessary to be fully autonomous."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."

"Not moonshine - small batch, artisanal grain alcohol."

'I love your crocheted computer cover darling, but can I take it off now?'