Start their day with a splash of humor! Our coffee clash enthusiast mugs are perfect for sparking smiles over their favorite caffeine fix.
Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.
Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf
"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."
"Great coffee, Carole."
"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
"I thought I'd add a punch line."
Running Latte
"Herb's from Texas."
Sermon on the Grounds...
"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."
Trash-talkin' artists
Low Noon.
"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"
"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"
"I remember when this was all forest..."
"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."
The merger has been called off
"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."
Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.
Country trees visit the city.
"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."
Perplexed Farmer
'Whipped cream?'
"Damn To-Go punks!"
The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.
"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."
Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble
Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.
'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'
"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."
A Cornish Man
'The first thing we have to decide is why we aren't meeting at a STARBUCKS.'
'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'
Culture Wars
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