Office Clash Enthusiast Mugs

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!

Trash-talkin' artists

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'

The battle of the pianos.

"I have a system."

'911!'

The merger has been called off

"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."

'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.

I suggest you call technical support.

"Out? What are you, blind?"

A Cornish Man

InOut.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

Culture Wars

Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."

"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'

"You have to return it. 'Winner takes all' is just an expression."

'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'

Fu Dynasty

'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'

'I think Jim is a little sensitive to negative feedback.'

"I believe we shall all go in one car."