"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."
Office Clash Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift for the office clash enthusiast? Discover humorous and clever products that capture the spirit of office banter and the desire to stir up a little productive chaos. From playful mugs to quirky t-shirts, these gifts are bound to spark smiles and start conversations. Ideal for colleagues or friends who love to shake up the workday with a bit of friendly rivalry, or for anyone who enjoys turning office antics into fun memories.
"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
"Herb's from Texas."
"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"
'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!
Trash-talkin' artists
The classic 'large scale corporate raider' eventually, they end up catching themselves!!
'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'
"Actually, there is such a thing as a stupid question, and you've just asked it."
The battle of the pianos.
"I have a system."
'911!'
"It's vitally important to me that we beat the other elevator."
The merger has been called off
'We can't keep meeting in the wind tunnel, Natasha '.
Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.
I suggest you call technical support.
"Out? What are you, blind?"
Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble
A Cornish Man
InOut.
'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'
Culture Wars
Eskimo opera singer, "He's from Opera North"
"FEMA here. No, we haven't had any substantiated reports of earthquakes."
"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"
"My desk is full. Call maintenance. I need a fresh one."
"You have to return it. 'Winner takes all' is just an expression."
"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."
Fu Dynasty
'Aaahhhh. I love opening air mail envelopes.'
'It looks like Barracuda Construction is attempting a hostile takeover.'
'Get me the solicitors, Miss Smith. This counterclaim business is getting out of hand.'
Sadie's gone to Canada. I'm going to save her. Why? Mrs. Cohen doesn't need saving. No, I mean I'm going to save Canada. You people are too #?%&? nice. Excellent diction, eh. U.S. Canada.
'I think Jim is a little sensitive to negative feedback.'
Office Clash Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Office Clash Enthusiast Mugs
Browse our mugs collection for the perfect office clash enthusiast gift, featuring witty slogans and playful designs to start their day with a smile.
Office Clash Enthusiast Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that bring humor and personality to any workspace or home, celebrating the love for lively office banter.
Office Clash Enthusiast Prints
Explore prints that capture the fun of office clashes, perfect for decorating a workspace with humor and style.
Office Clash Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts designed for those who love a good office clash. Funny, bold, and perfect for showing off their spirited work attitude.