"You have to return it. 'Winner takes all' is just an expression."
Office Competition Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for something special for the office competition fan? Our collection offers witty, fun, and creative gifts that add a playful touch to any workplace rivalry. Whether they love a good challenge or a humorous jab, you'll find items that bring cheer and competitive spirit to their workspace.
"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"
'Can our software do that?'
Putin and Zelensky
Lemonade Inc.
"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."
"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."
"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"
"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."
'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'
'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).
Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment
Busy office.
'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'
Home Business - Electric Stapler.
Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.
"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."
(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")
"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."
"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."
Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.
To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.
401K
Corporate Whore.
Female business.
Desk shaped like an office block.
"Hoora! I made it through another day!"
'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.
Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.
'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'
'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!
'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'
'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'
"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"
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Office Competition Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Office Competition Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for office competition enthusiasts, featuring witty quotes and creative designs to spice up their coffee breaks.
Office Competition Enthusiast Pillows
Find pillows that add a whimsical touch to their workspace or home decor. Perfect for those who thrive on office rivalries and playful challenges.
Office Competition Enthusiast Prints
Browse our prints collection for eye-catching designs celebrating office competitions. Brighten up their office space with artwork that’s as fun as their competitive nature.
Office Competition Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that let office competition lovers display their playful spirit. Fun, witty, and designed to stand out in any casual work environment.