Office Competition Enthusiast Pillows

"You have to return it. 'Winner takes all' is just an expression."

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Can our software do that?'

Putin and Zelensky

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'I'm moving up to be Chairperson-of-the-board. One of you will be President.' (Men have fencing swords).

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Hank brings five years of top sales experience to our team so lets try to make him feel welcome as he makes you all look bad."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

401K

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

Desk shaped like an office block.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

'We're looking for a CEO who would be willing to take the rap.'

'Not my short list, O'Neil! You're on my other list!

'If he applies himself, there's no limit to what he won't be able to accomplish.'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

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