Coffee Clutch Comrade Mugs

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Working Late

The prying mantis,

You've Had Enough!

Reading the sports pages.

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

Working from Home: In/Still In

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'How long has what been going on?'

Cafe. He's a caffeine addict. Nobody can match his intake. An espresso machine!

"Stu's not a morning person."

I just can't help feeling that we'd be good together.

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

'My wife wanted me to get more active in sports, so I signed up or TWO fantasy football leagues.'

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

Coffee Coven

"He's starting to make coffee in the mailbox, isn't he?"

"I could argue about foot and mouth until the cows come home."

Extreme Coworking Space

'Eye of newt, toe of frog, ear of bat and tongue of dog - everything but bloody coffee!'

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

"I'm going to grab a brew, Joey. Give me a squawk if my ship comes in."

"I'm somewhere between O. and K."