Jelly Jar Juggler Gifts

'Honey! Come quick! I just putted four balls into the jelly jar with my new grip!'

Children's Parties

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Bed Spread"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Stop and Birch

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Have Horns Venn

"I'm a writer/painter/filmmaker/poet/actor/comedian, manic-depressive goes without saying."

"Guilty of a sense of humor in a tight-ass world."

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."

"Do you have any spaces open in your daycare?"

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"The Chairman will be on shortly, I'm just the warm-up guy."

"As your attorney, Roger, I feel it's my duty to charge you an enormous amount of money."

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

'I wish you wouldn't correct my grammar when you read my diary.'

"I never promised I would get you off. I alleged it."

"You're gonna love this guy's act. He's, like, 'not funny, funny, not funny.'"

Sorry, sir, but today is Tuesday, and I never did get the hang of Tuesdays.

"I love my job. It's people laughing at me I can't handle."

How's the writer's block?

"Oh I never lose any sleep over my criminal cases. I figure that even if I lose, I'm not the one going to Jail!"

Swiss army justice.

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

'I like my plea bargain better. I plead guilty and you dismiss the charges.'

Lawyer, Attorney, Counselor, Barrister, Solicitor

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.