Jovial Juggler Gifts

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"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"The meeting will come to order."

"AHHHH, MORNING!"

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Ins and Outs of Sex Therapy

Death Photobombs a Holiday

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Complaints Desk

"Reduced budgets are a challenge...Rather than just talk you through it we'd like to give you a practical demonstration of how to 'maximise' resources from limited resources."

'Well, I can't find anything in the rule book about it.'

Have Horns Venn

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

'I'm not as think as you drunk I am.'

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

A Man mixing up his sports.

"What was Santa thinking calling me Dancer? I think I have two left feet..."

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

The Jung and the Restless.

'Don't worry, fifty something is the new thirty something.'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Racing - No. II - IV

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

'Every year was the same. There was always some clown or comedian in Brian's intake of pupils.'

"Oh my....Look how much you've grown."

Stressed woman tries to sleep knowing her status report for 48 projects is due in the morning.