Zucchini Zealot Gifts

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

"5...4...3...2..."

Watering the garden in the rain.

Ill next Thursday

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Superfreddy's attempt to fight the ugly zucchini monster were in vain!

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

No Dogs Allowed

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Canadian Zoom

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

The great zucchinis

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

Life in Lockdown: Working from Home (The Video Zoom Call)

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

Dalai Lama

"I have no weekend plans. I only exist within the context of this zoom call and when you hang up I will die."