Zumba Zealot Gifts

Zumba

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Cheerleaders

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"5...4...3...2..."

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

Spider Press-Ups

Now Available....Zoom Etiquette

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"Damn speed hump!"

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

Leadership in the Covid-19 era