Zumba Gifts

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Bench Press Accident

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's true: no more burpees."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'