Zumba T-Shirts

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Zoo Zoom Zoomba

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A little bird told me...

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"We're exclusively delts."

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Bench Press Accident