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"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Powerful Love.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

A little bird told me...

Dancing in pyjamas

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

"We're exclusively delts."

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

"He's a dedicated lifter, but he always skips leg day."

Exercising

'Baby's first two-step.'

Push for Disco...

"And then on ab day they roll on their backs, flail, and mimic us in the throes of death."

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."