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'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Zumba

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Cyclist Flamingoes

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

Body Building

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

The Remote Olympics

Brawnstorming session.

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'That's our group plan.'

Graduating Zumba Cum Laude