Zumba Zealots Gifts

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"It's true: no more burpees."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

Zumba

"Hold on, hun... I'm just saying, losing four ounces in a month is better than gaining four ounces in a month!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Cyclist Flamingoes

Body Building

'He's my personal potty trainer.'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

The Remote Olympics

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'That's our group plan.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

Reasons to avoid training No. 2453