Zumba Lover Gifts

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Omara Portuondo

Figures from 'Ascent of Man' diagram all do the Conga: 'Let's all fo the Conga, na-na-na-na ...'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"If we carry them home we’ll get at least one workout."

Powerful Love.

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'Well, well, well. It wasn't a 12 lb baby after all. It was a six pound one pumping iron.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"It's true: no more burpees."

Dancing in pyjamas

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

A little bird told me...

"We're exclusively delts."

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

Push for Disco...

Exercising

'Baby's first two-step.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."