Dance Enthusiast Gifts

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Don't talk to me"

"Objection, leading the witness."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

"You had me at ole."

Irish Jig Saws

"Do you find it painful when I get funky?"

Art and Sport: Ballerina playing basketball.

Caribbean Airport Security

"Well you can't possibly be expected to perform as lead dancer with the Bolshoi Ballet with a bad back...have a note for three months and see how you feel."

'All our nurses now have degrees...unfortunately nurse Pilbright's is in the expressive arts!'

'I'm hoping one day I'll be discovered by the director of Riverdance.'

"I want you to floss at least once a day."

'Perhaps we need more multi-culturalism.'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"And this dance represents our latest volunteer recruitment drive..." "I never thought I'd miss Powerpoint."

'You've definitely mastered it, Richard, but not every song is appropriate for the chicken dance.'

Flow chart is really Fox Trot diagram.

'I always wanted to go into medicine, but I was never much of a dancer.'

Dance.

'Objection! Counselor is leading the witness!'

'This is the Linedance class - the Riverdance is next door!'

'There are only two things stopping you from being a good dancer, Mr. Jones. Your feet!'

"Can we get you another soda, Johnny?"

'Really? -- the hokey-pokey IS what it's all about?'

It's ALWAYS important to listen no matter HOW someone wants to communicate...And this is my dance of the third quarter improved productivity figures.

'This is just a routine, sir - step out of the car and do the hokey-pokey.'

A Brief History of Unwelcome Visitors To Britain

Two men dancing happily together

Quicksand.

'I started pole dancing and one thing led to another.'

'It's not Spanish dancing - he's killing cockroaches.'

'That must be lively on-hold music.'

Dancing School

'I'm sure you would be very good at it but we don't take geese.'