Gym-loving Virtuosos Gifts

How the Fiddle Stays Fit.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Powerful Love.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Yoga vs. Prosecco

"I have to get down to 125 pounds before I go back to my real gym."

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Gym. Check in Here. The only time I feel the burn is when I pay the memberbship fee.

Mouse on an Exercise Bike

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Gym. Try our Boot Camp Classes. I was dishonorably discharged!

'Keep fit.'

Brawnstorming session.

'Much like my hairline and waistline, our numbers are trending in the wrong direction.'

'Yes, yes, yes, now seriously, what can we do to improve our health?'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Then someone hit on the idea of selling our torture devices to fitness centers.'

"That's not the motivational reward I had in mind."

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

Candy Shop and Al's Gym:'We have heart-shaped candies' - 'We fix pear-shaped bodies'.

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Muscular Santa

'I call this exercise 'Urban Aerobics'

Fred found he got more exercise when jogging while listening to a gramophone than an iPod.

Elevator is now equipped with stairclimber exercise machine.

Aerobics Class. Trainer. What is your body telling you? We're not on speaking terms right now.

"My Doctor said I needed more exercise so I jogged down to the donut shop."

"Smacked down by reality in 24 seconds."

'I don't mind you earning more money than I do, Gretchen, or driving a more expensive car, but do you have to bench press more than I do, too?'

"Whatever."

"A new record for the 2 handed snatch, press and hernia."

The Ten Resolutions