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'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

Zumbie: Zumba for zombies.

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Cheerleaders

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

"5...4...3...2..."

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

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"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

"Damn speed hump!"

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

'Your 'guns' are very impressive Norman,but not at work.'

"I'm going to really need some Zumba after this!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

'Do you feel the burn?', 'Yes -- in fact, I think my pancreas is scorched.'

Canadian Zoom