Gumball Enthusiast Gifts

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

The Headhunter's gumball machine.

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

Musical notes bubble gum.

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You see, I told you I could play the bugle and sing at the same time..."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

I will not chew gum in class, even sugarless....

'What did I learn in school today? You can't chew gum in class even if you brought a pack for the teacher.'

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

'I hope you brought enough chewing gum for everybody.'

Bubblegum

Bubblegum High Jinks with the Pachyderm Brothers.

'All those in favor...'

'See, I told you I can text and chew gum at the same time.'

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

'Since you're new here, let me give you a tip: Never, EVER, look under the chairs!'

"Sorry. Gum is not a food group."

'Great, Shannon! Don't move! This is the best flycatcher we've ever had!'

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

Bubblegum dentures...

"If you're going to chew gum you should bring enough for everyone."

'When Gridley walks and chews gum at the same time, he thinks he's multitasking.'

The hazards of chewing gum and pitching at the same time.

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'