Gumball Aficionado Gifts

Overpriced gumball machine.

Musical notes bubble gum.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Extra Long-jump

Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

Violinist welcomed by cats

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

Bubblegum

Pitching Tryouts. Never mind the fastball. They grade on a curve here.

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

snowman blowing bubblegum loses his head

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

'Great, Shannon! Don't move! This is the best flycatcher we've ever had!'

"We're so sorry for your floss."

Just once, I wish we could all hold still long enough for a family meal together.

"If pressured, I will run!"

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

'Ooooh! Look at this everybody... apparently Mikey here got called up!'

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

'When you've got a minute, give this a bowl of milk.'

"As a veterinarian, Martin cant go anywhere without having someone ask for free advice."

Snail Gumball Machine.