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Overpriced gumball machine.

Musical notes bubble gum.

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

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Fido and Fifi

"Love means I narrowly chose you over a bunch of cats."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

'That isn't true Mrs. Jones, I can find my ass with both hands. And if you want me to prove it, it'll be $150.00 a day, plus expenses.'

Violinist welcomed by cats

"The wings help. Now pick up the bowl and I'll chase it around the room a bit."

'She's killing me with kindness!'

'You were right, Dad. It started to bounce on the third or fourth step.'

Bubblegum

'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"I have to go – it's time to feed the cat."

Cat wears jacket: "It's 100 per cent real furball."

'Great, Shannon! Don't move! This is the best flycatcher we've ever had!'

"If pressured, I will run!"

"We're so sorry for your floss."

'Uniformaly accelerated motion...'

Gumball Machine Fishbowl

"I think we both know it's time for the groomer."

Cat shows off new jacket, saying: 'Don't worry, it's fake furball.'

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

'Blossom, you're not chewing your cud.'