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'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

New Shoes.

Shoe addict.

Mister Pretty Shoes

"Do you do much walking?"

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

'Best to keep downwind.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

Consenting Adults.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'Yes, I'm proud to say all my kids went into boot camp as soon as they left home.'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Stop crying! Daddy wears BROWN shoes!'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

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