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'The name's Victoria. I was told I could find a gumshoe here.'

"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

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"Do you do much walking?"

Kid blowing bubble takes off.

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

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"Buying me a new pair of shoes would go a long way toward making this world a less dangerous place."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Consenting Adults.

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

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The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'