Zucchini Zealot Pillows

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Gee - More Zucchini?'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

Zumba

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

Advanced aerobicizers wait till after class to aid the fallen.

'No kidding! I'm a Leo too!'

Ill next Thursday

"5...4...3...2..."

Light RELIEF for England . . . PHEW!

Watering the garden in the rain.

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'And one, and two, and three, and don't get discouraged Manatee, and four, and five...'

Superfreddy's attempt to fight the ugly zucchini monster were in vain!

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

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'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

"No, I'm afraid Pluto is never in the dog house."

Leadership in the Covid-19 era

No Dogs Allowed

The great zucchinis

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

'I loved the great outdoors too, however in 2006, I got hooked on tranquilizer darts and here I am!'

Canadian Zoom

'If elected I promise not to spend more than I tax.'

'Ha ha! You've been afraid of someone else's future!'

'Did I put on pantyhose for this?'

'Your experimental protocol fails to take into consideration, the astrological signs of the fruit flies.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."