Zucchini Conqueror Pillows

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Am Awful Crammer.

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

A woman's work is never done!

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Superfreddy's attempt to fight the ugly zucchini monster were in vain!

"How was your day?"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

Bear Office Worker

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'To cook is to dare!'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

'I heard the boss is a control freak. He's very controlling and the employees freak out!'

The great zucchinis

Alexander the Greater.

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

"Daniel kept taking more and more work home with him everyday."

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"