Zucchini Conqueror Prints

"Honey! Come quick and bring containers. The zucchini are running wild."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

Am Awful Crammer.

"He said his screen is frozen again."

"Jones is our go-to-thankless-job-guy!"

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

'I've had a lot of experience at this. My Mom keeps the cookie jar on top of the refrigerator.'

'No good deed goes unpunished around here.'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

A woman's work is never done!

Superfreddy's attempt to fight the ugly zucchini monster were in vain!

"How was your day?"

"I see myself rising through the ranks of the organization until midlife, when I will most likely hit a wall and go screaming through the door."

Bear Office Worker

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"How many cubicles do you think this will penetrate?"

"You've been so productive lately, I've decided to lay the entire staff off so you can do their work as well."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"12 isn't a bad score on the hole. You did stray and some of those windmills are quite tricky!"

The great zucchinis

'To cook is to dare!'

'Say hon, the pizza's burning...'

'I heard the boss is a control freak. He's very controlling and the employees freak out!'

"I'll be a little late getting home. My all-employee announcement didn't go over too well."

Alexander the Greater.

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"It's a dog eat dog world, Finkstrom."

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"