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"Practice produces many benefits for the bass guitarist: smoother scales, faster arpeggios, and apparently the ability to peel a grapefruit with one hand."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

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Santa's Party Trick - mishap with decoration juggling.

"Well it looks like we're all here."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

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"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

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"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'It looks like you need to eat a more balanced diet!'

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Carrot Throwing Act

Man with balloons about to bump into a woman with a cactus

'This is great. A fruit you can eat, drink and wash your ears with.'

Extreme Coworking Space

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

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'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

Chiropractor

'For the last time, I cannot make it to your family's Christmas gathering tonight.'

"Why can't you enjoy christmas like everyone else."

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"I heard you tell Dad we're having grapefruit for breakfast."

'I'm sorry but looking at the staff rota there's no way I can release you over Christmas!'

"One last fetch but then I eat the cantaloupe."

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

Rudy, the sleeping pills you're taking are causing a serious problem. I'm fine. You're half asleep! You can't keep coming to work like this. I'm totally lucid. You served one customer an all-bread sandwich. So? Two pieces of bread with a third slice in the middle! Was the bread not toasted?

"The chef's speciality, sir? Well, he's a dab hand at juggling with meat balls and as for fish fingers..."

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'