Carrot Carrier Gifts

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Dangling Carrots

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Here are all of my dependents."