Carrot Curator Gifts

"Janet and Bob are coming to dinner on October 6th. Better plant eight more carrots and three more potatoes this spring."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eat lots of carrots."

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

The vegan hunter