Carrot Collecting Gifts

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'