Carrot Collecting T-Shirts

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

I'm going for former flower children. Tree's Tree Nursery. Legal pot. Legal grass. Festuca. Carex. Miscanthus.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Eat lots of carrots."