Carrots Gifts

A snowman is about to eat his nose.

"They harvest our noses then liquify them and drink the juice. They believe it gives them special powers called 'antioxidants'."

Yeah, weird, I smell like carrots, too.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Snowman: "Do you smell carrots?"

KING KONG GOES VEGETARIAN

Rabbit and the Snowman

A snowman has a protective cage around the carrot on its nose.

"I'm starving! All I've had to eat all day is one measly carrot!"

Snowman making a smoothie using his carrot nose

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'