Crop Curator Gifts

Wheat Watchers

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Board Game Hunter

Redecorating Easter Island.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Appointments and Disappointments

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Well, it's about time!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Essential work against Coronavirus

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Latinos in the USA

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

My own museum.

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

The passage of time.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

Haile Selassie

"Leftover seeds."

Decorator Farming