Crop Curator Pillows

Wheat Watchers

The Jeopardy of Progress

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Redecorating Easter Island.

'The guy in the scarecrow shop promised me that nothing scares crows better than the 'Giant Fox XR50'.'

Appointments and Disappointments

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'I think they're the best crop circles you've ever done!'

'Well, it's about time!'

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

If You See Something You Want, Whine!

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Essential work against Coronavirus

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

Latinos in the USA

My own museum.

Annuals, Perennials, Centennials, Millennials

"Instead of 'It sucks' you should say, 'It doesn't speak to me.'"

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

"I crop-circle NY" t-shirt.

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

"Gonna be a good crop this year."

Haile Selassie

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

"Leftover seeds."

The passage of time.

'That brush - how many dpi?'

Decorator Farming