Carrot Carver Gifts

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Snowman

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

Vegetarian Birthdays.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

Punkins

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Dangling Carrots

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Here are all of my dependents."