Carrot Carver T-Shirts

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Rude Snowpeople

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Sculptor

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Dangling Carrots

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.